Updated:
Thursday August 28, 2008
originally published March 12, 2008
I write this in response to Pete’s commentary saying that NBAF’s courting Athens as its potential home is akin to Michael Stipe asking us if we want to hang out. [Pub Notes, Feb. 27] In reality it is not that innocent. In reality it is more like Michael Stipe asking if we want to hang out and do drugs… lots and lots of drugs. We really shouldn’t - but it’s Michael Stipe! No, wait - it’s Michael Chertoff!
And let’s face it - bringing jobs to ACC is good in theory, but all that really does is bring traffic to ACC as all of those high-salary Plum Island transplants will live in the ’burbs of Oconee County, send their kids to Oconee County schools and spend their hard-earned dollars on property taxes there - not here.
If ACC and UGA want Athens to appeal to a tall, dark and handsome corporate suitor, we need to funnel money into our schools and do some other fundamental housekeeping in order to compete with Oconee County for residents (if that is what we truly desire). Maybe then Athens will appeal to a corporate suitor devoid of Michael Chertoff baggage - someone dreamy and uninterested in jacking us up on highly infections, incurable substances. Athens - love thyself! We are too good for NBAF.